If You Can't Take The Heat . . .

Wow! It's above zero and climbing. Put away the snow blower, get out the lawn mower. It won't be long now. Slush, mud, and flooding, all the wonders of late winter. The icy roads will become sand and gravel covered before turning into pock marked asphalt obstacle courses. But then, the most beautiful time of the year here in Southwest Wisconsin, Spring. Fields will start to green, trees will bud and blossom, pastures will be populated by future roasts and burgers. (and cheese for those burgers) Like giant puppies the Black Angus calves frolic in the fields unaware of fact that they're only a drive-thru window away from some one's "Happy Meal". An assorted variety of birds will show up at my feeders and huge flocks of migraters will head up the Mississippi to their summer homes "Up North". Meanwhile back at Blume House, preparations are being made for "Operation Kitchen". Although the project is not enormous, the psyching up process is epic. The whole job entails, wallpaper removal, painting and maybe a new counter top. (All of this to make our new mixer, toaster, tea kettle and garbage can feel at home) If I were to follow all of the helpful hints, advice and suggestions that we have received from friends and acquaintances, I should be finished by . . . ah, yesterday.
This past weekend, daughter Sally (Summer) drove down from Minneapolis to make good a birthday gift to JoAnne. She pledged a weekend of editing, sorting, archiving and throwing away our accumulation of millions of family snapshots. The dining room became photo central. Sammy and I hid out up in my computer lab and Uncas (Reid) stayed up in Minnesota claiming to be ice fishing with his dad. I guess the photo librarians made some headway (I put two garbage bags of throwaways out this morning) but, there are still a lot of crates of photos untouched. Finally on Sunday, I called a time out to give "the girls" a chance to get their eyes back into focus. I coaxed Sally away with the promise of going shopping and settled Jo down by having her talk over supper plans with Sammy while we were gone. Actually it was just an excuse for me to get out of the house for a little fresh air and maybe take a few more Bald Eagle pictures. (After all the temperature went above zero) We headed over to Prairie du Chein and found that frigid weather over the past weeks had pretty well frozen up almost all of The River. We did manage to spot three or four eagles and got a shot or two of one of them but I guess the large majority of their population had gone over the Prairie du Sac/Saulk City area for the Annual Eagle Days. They get a lot more respect over there as well as food and refreshments. Well I've managed to babble on much too long so I'll sign off with one new eagle pic. As I post this I realize that all my eagle pics pretty much look alike. Sorry!

All White Already!!!

Living smack dab in the middle of a "Winter Wonderland" in mid January, one doesn't run into a lot of blogworthy material. Big excitement around here is waiting. Waiting to see how much snow the city plow will throw across the bottom of your driveway, waiting to hear how many schools will be closed or have delayed openings, waiting to see how the mail carrier and newsboy manage to make it up our front steps, waiting to see if Jo gets out of the driveway, waiting to see if she'll make it back home that evening and, my favorite, waiting for the snow to stop long enough to go out and snowblow. Actually today I'm waiting for the arrival of the "Bunco Ladies", that wild gang of dice tossing neighborhood beauties who gather once a month to rattle those bones (the dice not theirs) vying for huge cash jackpots. Tonight is Jo's turn to host the event and my turn to remain out of sight until the last tally is tallied. Hopefully I did a good enough job of cleaning the walk and stairs so that later on I don't have to venture outside to drag some poor frosty buncoer out of a snow bank. The plus side is that I get first dibs on any unconsumed desserts. Of course I did taste test most of them already. I guess the threat of snow is pretty well past and now all we have to look forward to is some fairly cold weather. (If you can call a high of 7 degrees below zero fairly cold) I dug back into my archives to take a look at past snow pics, I pray that January and February aren't a repeat of last year.
Well I got to gather up some supplies and set up camp before the "Buncos" arrive.

Just a reminder of "The Winter of "08"

What any serious "Snow Blowin' Guy " needs, a V-8 powered blower

Was it something I wrote?

The prettier side of the season

. . . and, the artier side

Saffron Needs a Pair of Booties

How Close to Heaven can you get?

As I stared out the window at the endless expanse of white, a little bleep sounded from my trusty email box. The message, addressed directly to me, Ron, was from my old friend, The Big Island of Hawaii. I knew it must be important why else would they chose to contact me on a first name basis. Well, it certainly was important, really important. There was obviously an event taking place in April that needed my full attention. Many of you know that other than my wonderful family there are three things that top my list of absolute devotion. Hawaii being one, Chocolate being two and pie and a lot of other stuff being three. So! What could be more tempting to a guy like me than . . . a Chocolate Festival in Hawaii? Yep, it's the 8th Annual Kona Chocolate Festival on the Big Island of Hawaii and they want me to be there. (It says so right in the email) Even though Chocolate does grow on trees, money doesn't so I need each of you to send me as much money as possible before April first so that I may assist, mentor and convert some poor island savages in the appreciation of Chocolate (plus the only snow there is on top of Mauna Loa and Mauna Kea) In return for your generous contribution you will receive a picture of the childish person that you are sponsoring and a swell gift from Hilo Hattie's (the number one provider of quality trinkets and Women's Plus Size Hawaiian Clothing)

Mahalo and Aloha!!!

Toasting in The New Year?

Cheery Couple toasting in The New Year in Style!

A couple of other New Year's toasts,
Toasty warm slippers and tasty warm French Toast

The weather in Wisconsin was warming up into the teens so it seemed only right to head off to a more favorable clime, Minnesota, to welcome in the New Year. We packed the car with a majority of the contents of Southwestern Wisconsin and headed north to celebrate both New Year's Eve and a belated Christmas with Sally and Uncas. The extremely frigid temperatures have frozen up most of the Mississippi so eagle sightings were few and far between. We were greeted in Minnesota by a smiling Sally and a tail wagging Sammy. (Uncas was either working all day or lying about work and off ice fishing somewhere but I'm sure his tail was wagging also) After dinner we took care of the belated Christmas part of our visit. Ribbons and wrapping paper flew much to Sammy's delight. He seemed more involved with the present opening than the actual openers were. A lot of ohs followed by an equal amount of ahs preceded an occasional wow! The surprise gift of the evening also proved to be the most for useful to toast in the New Year . . . a real live toast maker? This could be the spark needed to ignite more New Year's toasts. The bright red toaster becomes still another part of our future kitchen redo. It joins the red mixer, red tea kettle, red trash can and red dish drainer and awaits the actual face lift that's been in the planning stage for a couple of years. The remainder of the "Eve" was spent in a rousing Wiii bowling match (I guess I should mention that Uncas emerged as family champ) and, at the stroke of midnight, everyone ran outside to light up the neighborhood with a bunch of leftover fireworks (2 sparklers and a fountain). The below zero temperatures cut the outdoor celebration short and the revelers retreated into the warmth of Nimz Manor to lift glasses of a fruity, sparkling beverage hailing the arrival of the New Year. Then off to bed to rest up before our assault on 2009. What better way to start a new year than by joining 50 or 60 thousand close friends at . . . The Mall of America? While the rest of our little troupe handled returns, exchanges and sales extravaganzas I entertained myself watching the passersby. This is more fascinating than my eagle watching pastime. There are a lot of similarities between the two activities. The stalking, the sighting of the prey and the swoop in for the kill. All done with the utmost of grace and skill. While observing the constant flow of subjects I saw the fat, the slim, the tall and short, the good looking and the "Oklahoma two-baggers". Now Minneapolis has an overwhelming number of great looking blond haired, blue eyed natives but one really stood out. It seemed like everywhere I looked I encountered Paris Hilton. She was all over the place and somehow constantly changed into a different, although very similar, outfits. At one point I think I even saw her with another famous shopper. (It seems like we have an entire generation of little Paris' inhabiting the malls of America.) Finally the shopping portion of the family finished doing their part in boasting the economy so it was back to the security of the Nimz Estate with arms loaded with bargain priced treasures. I think next year's Christmas shopping should be almost complete. Uncas and Sally upgraded some of the gifts they had received for a "Guitar Hero" package. Once back home it didn't take long for the riffs to take flight. (These guys are really good) Even JoAnne took a few licks with some heavy metal bass strumming. Uncas and Sally performed duet after duet for hours and hours. Not being at all musical, I reverted to my basic talent, chocolate cake eating. Sally had made a beautiful chocolate layer cake which, although being very photogenic, didn't last long enough to photograph. I might add that, thanks to Sally's culinary expertise, the weekend full of a lot of good eating. There was the "cake", pecan rolls, pork tenderloin surprises and homemade Italian beef all made-from-scratch. We even managed a trip to Red Lobster for "The Seafood Lovers" in the family. As a matter of fact the eatin' was so good that I had to put the drivers seat back a notch in order to fit behind the wheel on the way home. We headed home on Saturday just in time to honker down before the icy weather arrived and cuddle up in front of the TV Sunday to watch for Sally and Uncas at the Viking's playoff game. I'm sure we did see them. (they were wearing purple outfits) Here are a few pics of some of the weekend's activity.

Sammy was either very bored with the whole holiday thing
or just tired out from being kept awake by dueling guitars

Guitar Uncas and Sally groovin' on their electrical axes

The Mama and Papa, "Sixties" style

I'm fairly sure that I saw Uncas and Sally at the game.
But then again, I thought that the Vikings were going to win.

Hey, Look At That!

Recently I posted a blog about a bunch of eagles that I had seen while driving to Prairie du Chien. I (mildly) admonished folks for being in too big a hurry to enjoy the wonders all around us. I thought, that in all fairness, I should not just preach what I practice. It was time for me to separate the pudding from the proof. So, I conducted this little experiment which I documented on film (really in pixels). The experiment was simple. I would drive (fast) up Route 18 to Prairie only watching the road ahead. Here is what I saw on that trip.

Then I drove the same route, taking my time and observing the world around me. These are a few of the things that were right there for the seeing along the scenic roadside.

Although the surroundings were very exciting the thing that really caught my eye when I looked ahead was....................

All in all I feel that the experiment was fairly successful but, a little more attention to the highway might make it a bit more enjoyable.

Twas The Night Before Christmas...

...and all through the house not a creature was stirring 'sept this one little mouse!

Saffron chugged Santa's milk while gramps grabbed the cookies (a job done best by a pro not left for those rookies). The stockings were hung on the stairway with care (nary a fireplace in this house, anywhere). The presents were strewn neatly under the tree, the dogs were so restless for as you see it was that time when they had to go . . . outside. When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter I jumped from my bed to see what was the matter. I threw open the blinds and what did I see? Two little dogs taking a . . . run at the newsboy. From the porch he did scamper and into the night I heard him exclaim as he fled out of sight, "you'll hear from my lawyer about this dog bite". Saffy did chuckle to see such a sight, she giggled and gurgled with all of her might. "It's time to get up and go under the tree, I think Santa has left some good stuff for me". Ribbons did fly and wrappings were torn and laughter rang out on that crisp winter morn. We took a quiet moment to savor the time and said a small prayer that next year I wouldn't try to rhyme.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Look at that newsboy run.
He's as fast as a reindeer!

Oh boy!
Grandpa told me to take it easy on the egg nog!

Showtime!

In an effort to avoid the paparazzi, Saffron covers up on the way to her stage debut.

A Star Under the Star - Last Saturday night little (getting bigger everyday) Saffron made her first stage (actually stable) appearance. She was called to portray the Baby Jesus in "What Child is This?", the Christmas program at Christ Lutheran Church in DeForest Wisconsin. The performance went off without a hitch. Mom, Dad and the entire Grandparental gang occupied the front pew in case of emergency and a vinyl stand in was on hand for major emergencies like feeding, burping and changing. Saffie performed like a pro and is possibly going to be up for a Obie Award later this year. She has already started work on her acceptance speech. Although Saffie was The Star, a truly outstanding performance by thirty or forty preschoolers ranked right up there in the annals of fine theatre. Unfortunately I had neither my still or video camera with me and missed some of the best photo opportunities of the year. (At least Jo had enough foresight to bring her camera and get a few shots) A front row boy busily tucked his shirt in and meticulously checked (and rechecked, and rechecked) to make sure his fly was zipped (or unzipped). A few kids down a little boy complained that his shirt had been broken when one of the teachers lifted him on to the bleacher seat. There were a number of "waving to grandma" kids and, of course, the little girls making sure that everyone saw their pretty new dresses. Somewhere during midsong a face making and lip sync contest broke out among the older boys. The face makers were quite accomplished but the lip syncers each synced a different song. As usual, while boys acted up, the girls concentrated on singing. The only thing the girls did other than sing, is chat among themselves about the usual girl things, other girl's hair and dresses and those boys.
I meant to post this sooner but I got hung up on my eagle thing.

What an actress! Look at that emotion!

This is the most incredible ventriloquist act I've ever witnessed.

Saffie doesn't even move her lips.

All together now!

A few costars